When life gets too serious…

Here’s a mug that reminds you: don’t. “Be like a pigeon. Crap on everything” — it’s bold, blunt, and honestly? Weirdly motivating.

What’s it like?

Smooth white ceramic. Holds 320 ml (that’s around 11 oz) of your favorite beverage — or sass. The design is applied via sublimation, meaning it won’t fade, peel, or crack. Dishwasher and microwave safe, so yes — it’s as tough as the attitude it brings.

Who’s it for?

• Your sarcastic coworker,
• That friend who’s had enough,
• Yourself. Because sometimes you need a mug that speaks your mind.

Bottom line

Not just a cup — a state of mind. Because some days, “don’t give a flock” is the only mantra that works.

Characteristics:

• Material: ceramics;
• Volume: 320 ml;
• Theme: jokes;
• Dishwasher safe: yes;
• Microwave safe: yes;
• Package size: 12.0 x 10.0 x 8.0 cm;
• Weight: 315 g;